MarsQuake Levels
Here are the names of all the Multiplayer levels that I have created for Marsquake. When I made them, I thought these names where hilarious, and would soon pass into legend. Now, however, I think many are ridiculous. You can download the levels.
| Level Pack | Level No. | Name |
| MultiLevs1 | 1 | Cool Level 1 |
| 2 | Cool Level 2 | |
| 3 | Cool Level 3 | |
| 4 | Cool Level 4 | |
| 5 | Cool Level 5 | |
| 6 | Cool Level 6 | |
| 7 | Cool Level 7 | |
| 8 | Cool Level 8 | |
| 9 | Cool Level 9 | |
| 10 | Cool Level 10 | |
| 11 | Cool Level 11 | |
| 12 | Cool Level 12 | |
| 13 | Cool Level 13 | |
| 14 | Cool Level 14 | |
| 15 | Cool Level 15 | |
| 16 | Cool Level 16 | |
| MultiLevs2 | 17 | Distant Echo of Doom (1) |
| 18 | Banquet of the Undead (2) | |
| 19 | Stainers Last Pummelling (3) | |
| 20 | Forgotten Heroes (4) | |
| 21 | Key To Humanity (5) | |
| 22 | Realm of Paradise (6) | |
| 23 | Penal Establishment (7) | |
| 24 | Forbidden Prophecy (8) | |
| 25 | Paternity Ward (9) | |
| 26 | Final Temptress (10) | |
| 27 | The Promised Legacy (11) | |
| 28 | Shielded Alcoves of Despair(12) | |
| 29 | The Non-existent Cheese (13) | |
| 30 | Bar Room Brawl (14) | |
| 31 | Back-Draught (15) | |
| 32 | WYSIWYG (16) | |
| MultiLevs3 | 33 | Modest Shoe Repairs (1) |
| 34 | Run-Rig of Perpetual Fear (2) | |
| 35 | Sordid Escapades (3) | |
| 36 | The Kick-Ass Beast (4) | |
| 37 | Crossroads of Imminent Death(5) | |
| 38 | Cybercode X X X (6) | |
| 39 | Rancid Festering Slob of... (7) | |
| 40 | ...Primordial Anguish (8) | |
| 41 | Rampant Tribal Bellowing (9) | |
| 42 | Vegan Strikes Back (10) | |
| 43 | Punished Criminal (11) | |
| 44 | Child's Play (12) | |
| 45 | Groans of Wealthy Living (13) | |
| 46 | Dentists Revenge (14) | |
| 47 | Too Many Broken Oil Rigs (15) | |
| 48 | Oh-Yes Oh-Yes Oh-Yes (16) | |
| MultiLevs4 | 49 | Just In Case (1) |
| 50 | The Beatrix (2) | |
| 51 | The Wrath of a Simon (3) | |
| 52 | Tame That Beast (4) | |
| 53 | Fungal Growth of Indignation (5) | |
| 54 | Striped Helmet (6) | |
| 55 | Ointment of Revival (7) | |
| 56 | Furious Fistings (8) | |
| 57 | Windchimes of Fetish Fun (9) | |
| 58 | Barricades of Entwined Meat (10) | |
| 59 | Grow-Bags of Reluctance (11) | |
| 60 | Vaporised Trail (12) | |
| 61 | Nomad's Party (13) | |
| 62 | Compensation for a Druid (14) | |
| 63 | A Dog So Vacant (15) | |
| 64 | Almost Too Smooth (16) | |
| MultiLevs5 | 65 | A Wizard's Swarfega (1) |
| 66 | Frozen Nightcap of Security (2) | |
| 67 | Restless Hedge Trimmer (3) | |
| 68 | Proctologist's Remarks (4) | |
| 69 | Many Broken Bones (5) | |
| 70 | One Tooth Ache Too Many (6) | |
| 71 | Sulphur Emitting Diode (7) | |
| 72 | The Future Is WideScreen (8) | |
| 73 | Simple Yet Effective (9) | |
| 74 | Delegation of Past Wives (10) | |
| 75 | Sea Gulls' Deposits (11) | |
| 76 | Vortex of Retired Buses (12) | |
| 77 | Permanently Baffled? (13) | |
| 78 | Very Swiftian Indeed (14) | |
| 79 | Pig Enclosure Of Sacrifice (15) | |
| 80 | Endangered Shoehorn (16) | |
| MultiLevs6 | 81 | Suck it and See (1) |
| 82 | Misfortunes are Abundant (2) | |
| 83 | Silver Stallion's tribunal (3) | |
| 84 | Blatant Fists of Fury (4) | |
| 85 | Primeval Escalator of Stain (5) | |
| 86 | Encompassed Globe of Destiny (6) | |
| 87 | Species of Awesome Intellect (7) | |
| 88 | The Scottish Way... (8) | |
| 89 | ...The Mans Way (9) | |
| 90 | A Pine Martin's Subterfuge (10) | |
| 91 | Sinner's Membrane (11) | |
| 92 | Fatal Misgivings (12) | |
| 93 | Ripple of Impending Death (13) | |
| 94 | Throbbing Meatloaf Season (14) | |
| 95 | Undulating Hope (15) | |
| 96 | 96 - Excess, Too Much (16) | |
| MultiLevs7 | 97 | Bonus Level 1 |
| 98 | Bonus Level 2 | |
| 99 | Bonus Level 3 | |
| 100 | Bonus Level 4 |
Well thats the lot, all 100 daftly named levels listed in one glorious table. Never will the www see the like of this again. But would we want it to?... I doubt it.
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